you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUTm a n g ERI NE
too good to not reblog
How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?
isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor
I knew that was coming
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
This man is qualified to play as nightwing
This man is qualified to fuck me
Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.
Cute as hell.
You didn’t wanna be there. That’s why I tried to talk to you.